MULTI-INSTRUMENTALIST • DJ • VFX • PROBLEM • 862.222.6621
Para
Llodax
Guitarist. Pianist. DJ. Visual artist.
Occasionally ParaLlodax.
Occasionally paraladox.
Sometimes paralaDox.
The capitalization is apparently
part of the artistic process.
862.222.6621
WEAPONS OF MASS CREATION
ParaLlodax plays things.
They make noise.
🎸
Guitar
Strings, pedals,
questionable volume levels.
🎹
Piano
88 keys.
Approximately 80 more than necessary.
💿
DJ
Two decks and enough knobs
to feel important.
✨
VFX
Making things explode safely.
Usually.
PARA LLO DAX SUPPORT HOTLINE*
862.222.6621
*Not technically a support hotline.
Probably.
AUDIO VISUAL NONSENSE
paraladox Visualizer.
Fake Visualizer.
Real Commitment.
DIGITAL TURNTABLES
paralaDox
DJ Console
A
Click Deck A
A ◀ CROSSFADE ▶ B
Perfectly balanced.
Like a DJ who has no idea
what they're doing.
862.222.6621
B
Click Deck B
CLICK OR USE YOUR KEYBOARD
Tiny Piano
Big Number
Keyboard: A S D F G H J
•
862.222.6621
PLUCKABLE INTERNET
Extremely Digital Guitar
If the guitar strings don't answer,
try 862.222.6621.
TOTALLY SCIENTIFIC DATA
Numbers That Look Impressive
0
Instruments-ish
0
Late-night ideas
0
Lost creative direction
0
% unnecessarily intense
COMEDY ENGINE
Random Artistic Wisdom
Press the button.
Humanity has already
committed to this.
RANDOM FACT:
THE NUMBER IS
862.222.6621
Click to copy it because
apparently seeing it everywhere
wasn't enough.